Fatherhood Life Sentence T-Shirt — Funny Dad Shirt “Marriage Gave Me a Life Sentence”
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$24.99
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This classic cotton tee carries a wry, homespun message for dads who laugh at the long haul of family life. The front art mixes vintage tools, a coffee mug, and a stamped phrase — “Marriage gave me a life sentence; fatherhood added hard labor” — rendered in worn inks and muted tones that sit naturally on the shirt. It feels like the shirt you reach for on slow Sunday mornings: comfortable, unpretentious, and just a little bit sarcastic. Wear it to backyard barbecues, dad-duty days at the park, or when you need a shirt that says ‘I’m committed’ with a grin. The medium-weight cotton holds print detail well and keeps its shape, so the graphic stays sharp through repeated wears and washes.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) for crisp, detailed artwork on the front, sleeves, and inner neck
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fatherhood Life Sentence T-Shirt — Funny Dad Shirt “Marriage Gave Me a Life Sentence”
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) for crisp, detailed artwork on the front, sleeves, and inner neck
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean